"4 Get Monkeypox Virus From Prairie Dogs"
I live in a world where people get monkeypox virus from prairie dogs. NOTHING in books or movies could come close to being this weird. I hear about things all the time that I never knew were out there -- things that can get you. I never knew I was in danger from monkeypox. Now I know better. I'd still prefer monkeypox to flesh-eating bacteria, though. Of course, you don't get a choice.
posted by - 9:50 PM