More on ID Theft From the Experts: The US Government

I must say they make ID theft sound attractive -- apparently you can become paranoid but it probably won't help you, and if someone wants to steal your identity they will -- then it takes months to figure it out. So maybe I should make a job change -- become an identity thief. Or maybe a hub for ID thieves, so they can swap stolen bankcards to keep 'em from revealing location. If you are an identity thief please email me and we'll see what we can put together.

The webpage about identity theft is PINK. What do you think that means? Pepto-Bismol or Mary-Kay???