Jumping Jehosophat
Yesterday as I was leaving I had to squeeze around a truck and car parked in a line behind my garage. I saw The Man Below -- said he was moving. I said I was sorry, as he was a good neighbor, but happy for him as he's bought a house and is excited about that. The car/truck were to do with The Woman Below, and I saw her and she said "Do you want me to move my car? You don't usually leave on Sundays." I said, "You don't need to move it, but in the future don't park it there -- and you don't know when I leave." She said there was not going to BE a future as SHE'S moving, too. Today -- yes, it was all parked the same way. She said she'd never known me to leave the house so much -- I said, "YOU'RE NOT USUALLY STANDING IN THE DRIVEWAY." When I came home there was a TRELLIS in front of my freaking garage door, so I had to move it before I could get in my garage. She told me yesterday (she came in to talk to me) that she had "lit a fire" under the Man Below to encourage him to buy a house and move now rather than waiting until next year, his plan. She had wanted to move into his place, but complained about The Woman in The Bottom of the House's noise, then my landlord got fed up and told her to leave immediately. She told me that the WITBOTH had done laundry at 2 in the morning. I said, "Did you say anything?" No, she said, but some things are just UNDERSTOOD. She complained that she can hear WITBOTH's loud speaking voice... I can hear HER loud speaking voice, plus she freaking smokes like a fiend, weedwhacked for 6 hours at a time, and set an enormous slash pile ablaze that filled my house with black smoke. Sheesh. I don't doubt that WITBOTH is noisy, however if one doesn't say anything at the time of the offence, how is she going to get trained? None of us are quiet little church mice, however there's no merit in seeing one's neighbor's transgressions but not one's own.

Beck is a Scientologist? What? Is that TRUE?