Lucia says Jim has a new plan to lure me over (I said, "It sounds like a trap!"). He will cook lamb (he has always lured me with lamb - I love lamb) and says I can sit there without talking to them. Ha!

It's not that i'm antisocial or anything... I mean, I AM antisocial...

I'm thinking I'll make paella in the near future. I thought I was out of saffron then remembered that I asked A$ to bring me some (she has a spice shop) not too long ago when she came over. I need some chicken broth. That's about it. I can think about it for a while until the time ripens into a paella-cooking moment, then strike swiftly. Theoretically. On a related note I drank several glasses of water and threw something brown into the microwave 20 minutes ago. I should go and see if it's cold yet.