I was in DarkLife smiting monsters with my rapier and clunky shield when I made the acquaintance of Aereck Neva who gave me these cool twin blades. One blade is a shield and one is a sword (for defense/attack stat purposes) and I don't have to have my clunky shield ever again. It was hard getting screenshots while avoiding getting killed. I started out trying to get a good shot of my breastplate, but once I got the blades I forgot about that.

I emailed back and forth today with SWMNBMIMB. I sent her a link to see me racing as a giant snail and she was mystified and amazed. She was going to come over tomorrow to work/socialize but now can't, but Marilee probably will.