This in from Salazar... but perhaps I'd better give the REST of the story...
Yesterday he told me about how sacred Bodega is.
I was amazed, yet complained at the phlegminess of the... uh... sacred object.
Today, however, he told me people are getting baptised in it!
When I was a teenager living in Pennsylvania a man was actually killed by falling into a vat of chocolate! I remember that old (Smother's Brothers?) song about the man who yelled "Fire" when he fell into a vat of chocolate.
What's disturbing about this is that apparently men jump into clogged chocolate-making machinery on a regular basis...
eew :( *picks hairs out of her Hershey bar*
posted by - 6:23 PM