Anji (my niece in Brisbane) says:

Ryan has come up with some beauties this month, and lots of them.

• “I wonder what those birds eat?” I asked Ryan. “Maybe crumbly donuts” he replied.
• Commenting to Ryan that I had some fluff of something up my nose, he suggested ”or a lizard!”

The first one reminds me of the story written by a few Wa He Lut kindergarteners in Judy's writing class (a million years ago - those children are now out of high school). It was called The Bird and Worm Restaurant, and declared that, "the restaurant was located in Spain behind some bushes." I'll bet crumbly doughnuts were on the menu.

Regarding the second, nose lizards are not merely an annoyance but can lead to serious negative consequences in one's personal relationships* if unchecked.

*unless one's S.O. has, or is, a nose lizard.

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