Enj Showing Off Her New Merkin
Os: Uh.... Do you really think the fashion will catch on?
Enj (totally made up): Eventually everyone will wear one. Of course YOU will be among the last. *snorts derisively*
Os: It's eye-catching. Ow.
Enj: What is it?
Os: I caught my eye on it.
(ooh... eyes like the bobbles on bobble fringe...)
posted by - 2:21 AM
I weep to think of that poor animal that got trapped between my thighs. It was reflex that made me squash it dead. I think it was a groundhog.