An excerpt* from my foray into madness on the Parterre Box website, which involved filling in a million fields to yield a ficticious opera program:
"The neglected masterpiece "Der NeinWindigLeberwurst" will be revived for only 1.26 performances. You probably already know the famous "Plunger Chorus" which was used on the soundtrack of the Academy Award winning film Lawrence of Arabia. Due to the length of this work, all performances will begin at 4:45 am."
*Just the best bit.
posted by - 11:44 PM
Oh, but you MUST post the rest! What could possibly follow the "Plunger Chorus" (it must have been sung by the camels in the movie)? The creation of manic operas (or at least writing their synopses) seems like a line of work that a personality test might have uncovered for you, Osprey, but here you have beaten psychology to the finish line. With only 1.26 performances, I shall be waiting in line for my tickets to Der NeinWindigLeberwurst", popularly known as the "Sweet Sausage", so adored by millions of Lower Silesian miners. I am already imagining the opening set designs....