Sassy Romano on the forums relates a bit of mischief she got up to:
So I was hanging out in one of the very busy adult rooms minding my own buiness a couple of days ago when as regularly happens up comes naked newbie with a stiffy. The dialog went something like this:-
Me: Hi, newbie with a stiffy
Him: want sex, basically?
Me: but your appendage is the wrong colour, blend some gray to match your tone but don't change the texture
(he tries but goes way over the top)
Me: Now it's too speckled...
(he then applies a texture of a snapshot giving his part a totally unique look)
Me: You know the bit where I said, don't change the texture, try this one...
(I hand him a new texture to use which he promply applies. There was a moment of silence as he thought hard about what to do next)
Him: My d*ck has vanished!!
Me: Well yeah, what did you think a texture called "totally transparent" would do?!
Now, the real question here, because this is resident answers is...
What colour hair should I wear today??
posted by - 3:17 PM