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ZOMG not HARRASSING ME ON MY LAND!!!

[0:19] SalieriSoldier1 Rajal: Hi my Name is Consigliere Salieri the Consigliere from the Salieri Mafia Family.I have an offer where you cannot refuse.If you give me not every week at Sunday 25 Linden Dollar protection money my Soldiers will harass you in youre Land!
[0:20] SalieriSoldier1 Rajal: at youre photo studio in grignano

Oh, ok. ........SALAZAR!!!!!!!!!!!

/me turns on damage and locks and loads.
/me sits on a prim.

I wonder if I could get them to enter the photo contest.

Heh - Enjah was just talking about the Olden Days, when we had a wee mafiette lair above us, and a visitor or family member used to set off bombs in the house. I told him to stop as flames were engulfing the gallery, then we had one of those, "I would've stopped if you had asked me nicely, but since you were a bitch I shall now make your life a leeeeving hellllllllllllllllllllllll" exchanges.

Labels: Adventures in IM, Living Hell

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- 12:56 AM

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LOL - mock up a big 25L$ bill and send it to him just annoy him - it's fun poking berks :)

We could hold a "No Mafiosa" picket on your land - plakards with "No Wise Guys Allowed" and "You whacka me, I whacka you!", etc.

Oooo, go on - let's play!

/me bounces up and down like an over excited bunny

# posted by

Anonymous : 06 November, 2008 03:46

Well, I have thought about reacting, but then I'll never get rid of them. There's nothing little mafioso role-players like better than an opportunity to fight.

"Consigliere Salieri the Consigliere from the Salieri Mafia Family" made me dizzy. And is "youre" a kind of all purpose word for someone who doesn't want to waste brainpower determining whether "your," "you're" or "yore" is needed?

# posted by

Osprey : 06 November, 2008 08:15

ok - let's send them flowers - lots and lots of lowers :)

Give peace a chance, mafia-dude!

# posted by

Anonymous : 06 November, 2008 08:55

But "if you give me not every week" is pure poetry...

...or genuine Sicilian syntax. Do check under the covers before going to bed!

# posted by

Young Geoffrion : 06 November, 2008 09:26

serves you right for logging in. you could play audiosurf instead (tetris meets guitar hero), it's only 3 bucks on steam this week

# posted by

candide : 06 November, 2008 10:29

Actually it was IM-sent-to-email. I can be harrassed by mafia role-players without ever leaving gmail.

Did you ever fire up Spore?

# posted by

Osprey : 06 November, 2008 10:59

I got that IM when I woke up this morning. I AR'd him for extortion and figured he'd been doing it to others as well. Those noobs might be easy pickens that fall for that schtick. We'll see if he rears his ugly rear again.

# posted by

Anonymous : 06 November, 2008 11:39

Go Sal, go!

# posted by

Anonymous : 07 November, 2008 07:26

spore? no, i'm afraid the next weeks will be spent shooting zombies, as "left 4 dead" (4 player co-op zombie apocalypse game) playable demo has been released and the full game comes out in 10 days. and there's fallout 3 too of course. kinda sad that spore was such a dud

# posted by

candide : 08 November, 2008 08:22

Well, it's clearly for children, which somehow wasn't communicated (at least in the ads I saw). EA would have had no motivation to say that as then people wouldn't've got excited and queued up for it. Eh - I have a 9 year old friend who will benefit :-D

# posted by

Osprey : 08 November, 2008 17:38

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