Release the Flying Monkeys

Yesterday I said something unbelievable knowing no one would believe me - but someone did! We were talking about bad actors we can't stand. I had started off with Kevin Costner (retching noises), then later in the conversation Enj brought up (!) Jerry Lewis.

Enjah Mysterio: in the Nutty Professor
Osprey Therian: Jerry Lewis =================:O
Enjah Mysterio: Jerry Lewis said
Friend: oooo - haven't seen that since I was a nipper
Enjah Mysterio: see how initials get things confusing?
Osprey Therian: Father of Kevin Costner
Enjah Mysterio: yes
Osprey Therian: lol
Friend: whaaaa?
Enjah Mysterio: ego the size of jupiter
Osprey Therian: muther was...
Osprey Therian: who...
Enjah Mysterio: hrm
Osprey Therian: thimk
Friend: Kev is really his son?
Enjah Mysterio tries to imagine a woman who would sleep with Jerry Lewis
Osprey Therian: lol
Osprey Therian: YES
Enjah Mysterio: no
Friend: well bugger me
Osprey Therian: LITTLEBKNOWN FACT <--laughing so hard I couldn't type
Enjah Mysterio: she is SHITTIN YA
Osprey Therian is lying.
Friend: I'll google it later... /me eyes Os...
Enjah Mysterio: the mother was ....
Friend: a jackal?
Osprey Therian: wait
Osprey Therian: wait
Enjah Mysterio: who?
Friend: waiting...
Osprey Therian: JANE FONDA

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