My old Roomba croaked years ago, and I haven't bothered since then, but lately I've been thinking about getting a new one. What was a drag about the old one - recharging it by having to plug it in, mainly - was changed long ago, and it's an engaging little beast that always made me feel as though I had a pet horseshoe crab. It doesn't have anything much to do with a mad desire to keep carpets clean, I have to admit; I could well do without it, but I might get it anyway just because it is phun.
Why can't we have carpets that look like sand and Roombas that look more like horseshoe crabs? Why are walls so... underconsidered? Why is everything this way? Feeling restive :(
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- 1:45 PM
- 1:45 PM
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*Suggests restivity therapy:
a large ribbed wooden roller is applied to the skull in a repetitive and rhythmic manner; Philip Glass music is played simultaneously in earbuds*
I also suggest Ned clean your walls; his arms would have to be fitted with vacuum attachments, of course. His body could hold the dust which he could then later spew into the eyes of combatants!
a large ribbed wooden roller is applied to the skull in a repetitive and rhythmic manner; Philip Glass music is played simultaneously in earbuds*
I also suggest Ned clean your walls; his arms would have to be fitted with vacuum attachments, of course. His body could hold the dust which he could then later spew into the eyes of combatants!
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