Long ago in the early seventies, when the shadow of Richard Nixon fell across the land of cheeseburgers, an extremely common bumper sticker read, "Lee Harvey Oswald, where are you when we need you?" *
If you come across someone claiming he invented that witticism recently, pleased be advised that he did not.
* Which slogan, had it been resurrected for the GWBush years, would've caused the impounding of the car and waterboarding of the driver, I suspect.
posted by - 1:07 PM