atomic-raygun

Oh, thank you (???:), HBA for pointing out this site:

Elves Are Not Fake

According to the thirteen year old proprietor (he might be lying about his age - he seems younger), "The Lord of the Rings is a awsome story baste on a awsome vidio game that came out a few years ago and its mostly about a habit named Frito and his other habits and it has dwarves and wizards and stuff but mostly it has some sweet Elves in it and Rivendell is so much like where the real Elves use to live by Lake Bonneville so its rilly awsome!"

Frito. You don't say!

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very suspicious. could anyone spell that badly on a computer and not be doing it on purpose?

# posted by

Call Me Lucy : 20 January, 2010 04:46

Blame my Steelhead landlord, Lunar... he told me about it and is, just to prove the website's validity, an Elf. Very pointy ears, you know.

# posted by

HeadBurro Antfarm : 20 January, 2010 05:27

p.s.

"The first thing you need to understand about Elvery (meaning Elfish lore and/or the art of being a Elf and/or Elf "magic") is that Elves are not fake but you might have realized that long ago when you read the name of this website but the fact is there real and there uncredably special!"

# posted by

HeadBurro Antfarm : 20 January, 2010 05:28

Them elfs is tricky.

# posted by

Ellen McCormick Martens : 20 January, 2010 12:33

I bet "The Salt of the Earth – Ab Jenkins’ Own Story of Speed" is an interesting book.

# posted by

Osprey : 20 January, 2010 12:38

"very suspicious. could anyone spell that badly on a computer and not be doing it on purpose?"

ARE YOU INSINUATING THIS MIGHT BE A FRAUD??? I'm shocked, shocked! SHOCKED, I TELL YOU!

# posted by

Osprey : 21 January, 2010 09:36

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