Kidnapped!
Ozymandias (my brother) set up a trap for Eileen (his former lover), using Anchor (who lacks imagination so is an easily-used pawn). Lying in wait for her, he watched her approach Cafe Jack, and quickly put his plan into action (she received a drop down notice saying "Ozymandias Flytrap's lustful desires would like to kidnap you." and an "OK" button. She pressed "OK" and then they went dancing at Ambat (kidnapping isn't easy in SL).

Being surrounded by new people (which is not something she does much of), she was taken aback by something:

"Ppl talk about Lindens as if the were fauns or griffons!"

Someone, noting her age (haha!) had asked her if she'd "ever seen a Linden."*

*This despite the fact that one sat at Ambat for about an hour the other day.