My friend says about her grandson:

"When he was younger, I bought him a swimming suit with flotation. We called it his floaty suit. He outgrew it a few months back so he wore a regular bathing suit. The problem is that even in a heated indoor pool, he still gets cold because he is such a thin little guy. I got him a shorty wet suit and told him he could swim really well now because he was wearing a warm floaty suit. He ended up trying to swim, but only able to keep his eyes above water. He was definately losing ground when I pulled him back up. He looked at me disgusted and said, 'Silly BaBa. This is not a floaty suit--Its a sinky suit.'

He says he has a little light inside of him so that if he opens his mouth we can look in and see that what he drinks turns to pee and what he eats turns to poo. He says he has a magic ear that causes this to all take place.