Erk 8(
I was closing the *new* door and did double-take when I saw what was on the wall next to the first landing. A HUGE spider - and not one of the house's usual giant house spiders (official name) but the weird black kind that are asymetrical in their stance in their webs (they look exactly like decayed leaf skeletons rolled up and tattered), and which I'd never seen before about five years ago. I've never seen one this big - it was a bit sick-making, as I knew I had to creep down the stairs and kill it where it rested. It was big. :((((((( I killed it. It left a dribble of spider blood on the wall and I left it on the carpet because sufficient unto the day is my motto.
/me tries to think of something else.
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- 11:38 AM
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I do have to get a box to stand on now so I can reach the doorknob, Salazar, but nevertheless I will stick to my story.
Gabe, they'll back off when Fed-Ex delivers that flamethrower I ordered from Ikea.
I wonder if there's a market for scaled-down quarters and rulers to make things look bigger in photos.
Gabe, they'll back off when Fed-Ex delivers that flamethrower I ordered from Ikea.
I wonder if there's a market for scaled-down quarters and rulers to make things look bigger in photos.
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