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Human Age attempt at monkey mating:

"My monkey Dr Earnest Worthing has requested I write to you as he is consumed with admiration for the lovely Fingers."

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- 4:29 PM

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that's the monkey's name? that's great. next cat i get is gonna be named Dr. Earnest Worthing. actually maybe Dr Ernest Worthing. i don't like ear nest. i'll call him Doctor Ernie
LT

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Anonymous : 27 August, 2010 19:38

My last two monkeys were both Doctor Fireball (named after my old camel) but I was experimenting to see if it was better to use a new name (I felt like Dr Fireball II picked up some of the morale-loss of the older monkey, Dr F I, but naming the new one differently hasn't made a difference so perhaps the devs just tweaked the morale-loss numbers.

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Osprey : 27 August, 2010 20:25

In the village pub I announced:
"Dr. Fireball, my monkey, accepted a job offer and moved away, however Dr. Earnest Worthing is taking over the practise. Fresh out of medical school, he's well versed in the latest techniques and hair-cutting styles.
Anyone needing a haircut or a bleeding to relieve a nasty build-up of ill humours may call on him at his office just upwind of the lemon tree."
(The lemon tree is the... uh... accustomed relif zone).

# posted by

Osprey : 27 August, 2010 20:29

*relief

I was thinking about The Importance of Being Earnest, is why he has that name. Well, actually I didn't think about it, the name popped out THEN I thought about it.

# posted by

Osprey : 27 August, 2010 20:34

frank and earnest you know them...earnest feels it important to be frank and vice versa
LT

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Anonymous : 28 August, 2010 08:15

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