If at first you don't succeed...
Nothing came of the first matchmaking experiment, so I wrote another letter:
Dear Mrs Poofbear,
My monkey Dr Earnest Worthing has requested I write to you as he is smitten by the attractive and witty Bananas.
Might they perhaps meet for a drink later?
Yours - Ostherian Smith
Update: A certain lower-case-loving Mr. thespoon from the Kingdom of the Wolves of Asgard has brought his fair monkette companion jevelin over as she is pursuing Dr Worthing in earnest. Upon analysis and consultation I cancelled the proposal to Mrs poofbear and Bananas, as jevelin is most attractive and her arrival presents a superior opportunity (according to DEW, who should know).
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