Jaded

The only part of this article that made me pay attention for all of .07656 seconds was "tight-fitting muscle shirts and cycling shorts." I found that phrase almost as compelling as "nut dust from first class," for some reason - although it may not amuse me for as long. What's the other one I like... oh, yes, "revived by an electric nut-grind." Well, when I compare it to the latter two phrases "tight-fitting muscle shirts and cycling shorts" isn't as daringly bizarre, but still, it made me notice since cycling shorts are the spawn of teh debbil and muscle shirts... (what are they - sleeveless T-shirts?) I'm sure indicate severe intellectual deficits in the wearers.

tight-fitting muscle shirts and cycling shorts = male slutwear?

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