Investigation into Spider IncidentInvestigated by R, age five.
1. Out of corner of eye victim sees spider running across desk
2. Next day spider appears on wall by bathroom
3. Following day spider is found within a foot of victim's head as she lay in bed
4. Self defense weapon = nozzle of in-wall vacuum system
Evidence: Footprints on carpet
Conclusion: Baba clandestinely visited victim's house, releasing spider
Motive: Unknown
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- 7:57 PM
- 7:57 PM
Comments:
This would make a good murder mystery! The releaser would, of course, be the perpetrator. In this case, I am assuming Baba is an evil but non-physical entity.
why assume the spider's intentions are evil? perhaps it is an arthroanthropologist
LT
(i admit at my house we don't ask questions first with spiders...)
LT
(i admit at my house we don't ask questions first with spiders...)
# posted by 
: 26 July, 2011 11:14
: 26 July, 2011 11:14
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