Universe: Attention! The human race appears to be done using the planet now and it's free for any other being/species/whatever to use.
Human: lolwut? I'm still using it lol
Universe: Attention! Cleanup on Aisle 6.
Human: lol... wtf...
Universe: This is why we can't have nice things.
posted by - 1:18 PM
If this had been an isolated incident, it would be funny. There are too many children out there inflating themselves to get high. This trend is out of control! Just yesterday, someone inflated a cat and left it on my doorstep!