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22 November 2011

 
Droll reviews for pepper spray on Amazon:

'This stuff really just does everything it says it does. You spray, and people will move. Hate waiting in lines? Hate people just sitting around and wasting valuable time doing nothing? Just hate people in general? If you answered yes to any of those things, then you are in for a peppery treat!'

'I don't always oppress, but when I do I use Defense Technology 56895 Mk-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray. '

'Yes, there is no question. When I want to brutalize nonviolent protestors exercising rights guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution, this product is my first choice for stopping democracy in its ugly tracks. It doesn't matter whether the victim...err...perp is a young student, a veteran, a pregnant woman, or a senior citizen, when I'm really feeling like a pig this product really makes THEM squeel.'

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dint margeaux use dat in one of her chicken recipes?
 
I think she did in 'Chicken Breast Amazon' - a single breast that packs a whallop.
 
lmao
 

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