My earliest memory was being on the Hamble Ferry with my mum at about two years old. We were feeding the swans bits of bread and I held onto a piece instead of throwing it and a swan bit me.
I was bitten in similar fashion in 1998 or 9 when floating around with my brother on his sailboat for a few days. We docked at an island with a sign DO NOT FEED THE KANGAROOS but he wanted a good photo so had me feed them bits of bread. Large mob of greys mugged me and drew blood.
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