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The Treachery of the Google Calendar

Mr. Noone* cannot have a party as Google changes the flaming "noon" part and adds a "pm" which is not appropriate for noon. Argh. I find that very* annoying.

*Mr Noone is a "friend" of Ted - well, Ted doesn't like him, but they reside in the same facility. (Mr Noone has a moustache, and Ted declares everyone who has a moustache an "oppressor." Don't ask me why. I think he once had a cruel boss or something who had a moustache. Mr Noone was in dry cleaning so he just thinks Ted is mocking him by saying, "Oh, presser.")
**very, very, very

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- 10:21 PM

Comments:

At first I thought you meant Ted Wingnut, but then I realized there must be ANOTHER TED!

Nod says all men with beards are hiding something ... I know someone who shaved off his beard for his girlfriend, and everyone around him said "please, please, grow that again!" He was hiding a double chin.

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Ellen McCormick Martens : 23 August, 2007 06:59

I do mean Ted. There's only one Ted (I hope).

My father always said that, too, about bearded men. He always said I should not become romantically involved with either a bearded man or a polo player.

# posted by

Vivian : 23 August, 2007 08:48

Ted told me polo players are sluts, but they are very lean and muscular *licks chops*.

# posted by

Ellen McCormick Martens : 23 August, 2007 11:11

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